Surreal Numbers

Steve Fried

"How long will the epidemic last?" I enquired. "As long as we can keep it going. . . . And yes . . . maybe the aftosa will break out in South America," he said dreamily.

--William S, Burroughs
DEPOSITION: Testimony Concerning A Sickness
The British Journal of Addiction 53.2 (1956): 119-13

3/15 ides
Safety is history.
Our next five days will tell us
about our next five

3/16
Chinese robots spray,
hand out sanitizer cloths.
Steel joints whirr and lock

3/17
Coronavirus
and global agribusiness
hold hands on our grave

3/18
chronic corona
minds eat the body alive.
Masks and gloves litter

3/19
crematoria
cemeteries open late
funerals empty

3/21
what "existential"
and "exponential" each means
in one hard lesson

3/23
pornography sites
hawk "Quarantine Customs" sales
wheels of delay spin

3/25
cabin feverish
fury serves up antidotes
to social distance

3/28
statistics lie low.
A good imagination's
your worst enemy

3/29
Samaritan Purse
hates gays, choice, science. staffs our
park's tent hospital

3/31
New York's Cuomo bids
for auctioned respirators.
FEMA outbids him

4/1 kalends
Zoombombed! Nationalist
penises and swastikas
crash virtual Seders

4/2
Arundhati Roy
"Pandemic is a Portal"
to a rescued world

4/3
Hindu nationalists
prescribe cow shit/piss cures. Their
exiled serfs crowd roads

4/4
India's rulers
accuse: "Corona Jihad:"
Nazi's "Jew Typhus"

4/5 nones
refrigerator
trucks, now morgues, preserve corpses
from our new weather

4/6
China's wet markets
reopen Easter Sunday
resurrection blues

4/7
scared, self-imprisoned
witnesses watch bad news. Pale
peach blooms fill and fall

4/9
Instacart "tip
baiters'" fake incentive: your
risk shops for their food

4/11
harrowing of Hell:
epidemiologists
hunt antibodies

4/12
Ghost immunity
of convalescent plasma
"We just don't know yet"

4/13 ides
newsbreaks fill with songs
of famous fatalities.
muted horn solos

4/14
How many species
exited today, how many riders
ranging for live ones?

4/15
"The truth about us -- ...
an excrement of some sky...
no one to drive the car"

4/16
coal plants get carte blanche
on mecury emissions
-- green power, nothing

4/17
Women heal the world
their nations are the safest
citizens least sick

4/18
Florida beaches fill
then the crematoria
with right to diers

4/19
The Insurrection Act
or Posse Comitatus?
Who will wear the crown?

4/20
southwest "megadrought":
crop fails, wildfires, cities' thirst.
Those points keep tipping

4/21
oil's barrel price drops
40 below zero. We
pay and pay and pay

4/22 Earth Day
Horse 1 carries Plague,
Conquest, brings War. Gaunt
Famine sculpts Death's dream

4/23
Nobody's watching
so the Amazon burns faster:
planet's lungs on fire

4/24a
mainline Lysol, flood
our insides with bright UV
our President quacks

4/24b
Chinese suck mad bats'
blood, eat anteater ass,
Homeland sec chimes in

4/27
quarantined divorce
litters idle hands' playground
shoot your viral load

4/28
Mexico femicides
up a third since victims
sheltered with killers

4/29
Secret body piles
rot to surreal numbers un-
refrigerated

4/30 (Xref 5/14)
these horror stories
approach the real's asymptote
but disbelief holds

5/1 Kalends
could respirator
deaths be avoided by home
pulse oximetry?

5/5
Gilead corners
the remdesavir market
profiteers of plague

5/6
Got those covid toes
'fraid they'll rise up in my nose
Save me covid blues

5/7 Nones
Got those food blues too
Fat up on junk and stupid
Feed me covid blues

5/8
Laurie Garret's now
our Cassandra of contagion
"Endemic" "36 months"

5/9
Defenestrations:
3 Russian doctors' free speech
gets thrown out windows

5/12
Scared new world
opens spaces where rats nest
in idled cars, sharp dreams

5/14 (Xref 4/30)
Hospital wards'
too fulsome hero stories
cover harsh downsides

5/15 Ides
We as dinosaurs,
roar rage at smaller mammals
while going extinct.

5/21
When Zuckerberg says
"We take that content down," he
means what hurts business

5/22
Light shows from beneath
doors to a room unopened
better centuries

5/23
Vaccine hopefulness
collides with nature. Wishful
thinking's not magic

5/24a
An electorate
majority mentally ill
crazy shit follows

5/24b
Rich get witchier
conjure profit from losses,
joy from our grief's tears

5/25
Chomsky: Trump win an
"indescribable disaster"
--just one of many

5/27
Virtual college,
of doubtful use to most students
markets enrollment.

5/30
Nausea of homeland's
slow failed state tailspin stains
our sickbed yellow

5/31
Backed-up pork sources
live-roast, smother pigs en masse:
presage our futures?

{ω|:}
viral irony:
to nature's immune system
we're the pathogen

tomorrow
Buddhist sand painting:
vivid reds blues yellows swirl
-- breeze blows us away